i really don't know what;s wrong with me today . this is my THIRD POST !!! THIRD POST !!! i really wonder if i will have a forth post . :O
ohkay ,, im posting because im here to share a joke . it is NOT a dirty one ,, just a funny one . ohkay ?? ready ??
SHE WAS OVERCOMED BY AN ACHING DESIRE ..
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely gray eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance.
He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her from her constraining attire. With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided her through this tender, new territory, boldly taking her to heights she had never dared to dream of, his movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy her every need.
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so long.
And, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment, she thought, "It's too big! - it will never fit!" Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for her. As pleasure and contentment washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her eyes. And he knew it wouldn't be long before she returned. Oh, yes, this woman would want more. She would want to do it again and again and again............
DON'T YA JUST LOVE SHOPPING FOR SHOES
lol . yeah .
i came across this joke on jokediary.com << nice one .
well ,, ohkay .
gawd ,, i really wonder if i will have a forth post . if i do ,, it will break my record . (:
i really don't know what;s wrong with me today . this is my THIRD POST !!! THIRD POST !!! i really wonder if i will have a forth post . :O
ohkay ,, im posting because im here to share a joke . it is NOT a dirty one ,, just a funny one . ohkay ?? ready ??
SHE WAS OVERCOMED BY AN ACHING DESIRE ..
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely gray eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance.
He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her from her constraining attire. With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided her through this tender, new territory, boldly taking her to heights she had never dared to dream of, his movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy her every need.
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so long.
And, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment, she thought, "It's too big! - it will never fit!" Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for her. As pleasure and contentment washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her eyes. And he knew it wouldn't be long before she returned. Oh, yes, this woman would want more. She would want to do it again and again and again............
DON'T YA JUST LOVE SHOPPING FOR SHOES
lol . yeah .
i came across this joke on jokediary.com << nice one .
well ,, ohkay .
gawd ,, i really wonder if i will have a forth post . if i do ,, it will break my record . (:
Situated in the sunny island of Singapore, Jolene recently (is 2 years considered recent?) graduated from university and is now working in a job she never expected herself to hold. Besides having frequent quarter-life crises, she also indulges in video games, anime, and aesthetic korean girls documenting their life in vlogs.
Although not as eloquent with words, she still aims to try her best to bring across her thoughts to the Internet.
