Echo team, this is alpha team, requesting an update.
Alpha, this is echo. Coast is clear, you're good to go.
YES.
So. Obviously, this is not Jolene speaking. Terence here, and I'm whispering quietly for Very Obvious Reasons, so I hope you all don't mind that.
....Nope. Still not back yet. Good.
I have a dilemma now, though. You always watch all those cool scenes in TV shows and movies where the good/bad guys make some cool hijacking through some jaw-dropping form of trickery/gadgetry/special effects but they never properly educate you on what to do if you ever succeed in a hijacking. And now I'm here randomly typing every random thing that pops in my head.
I suppose I can do some CSS damage. But that would be just cruel. And I'm so kind.
Echo, this is alpha again. Status check. /static
...Echo?
Gone? Good. Hello, I am Jolene and I am back.
(after a time lapse of 20 minutes)
Apparently Denese just stormed her way over to our table and proceeded to snatch my pencil boldly and just doodled furiously on my foolscap paper. Not good.
But I probably asked for it.
I don't know what to type. I strongly believe that I am here typing gibberish with my frozen fingers. Do you understand what I am typing/ saying?
Other than the many grammatical that I've had to correct you on, I can understand, at least. Although I do agree on the frozen fingers part.
YES I'M STILL HERE.
No Terence, I did not make any grammatical errors. Who was the one who had a hard time typing 'g-r-a-m-m-a-t-i-c-a-l', hmm? Not me, that's for sure. Karma has been hitting on me really bad lately. It's like, almost instantaneous. I h8 lyf.
I m gng 2 type in short4ms frm now on juz 2 piz off my readerz lyk gwyngwyn and terrrrrrr.
Echo team, this is alpha team, requesting an update.
Alpha, this is echo. Coast is clear, you're good to go.
YES.
So. Obviously, this is not Jolene speaking. Terence here, and I'm whispering quietly for Very Obvious Reasons, so I hope you all don't mind that.
....Nope. Still not back yet. Good.
I have a dilemma now, though. You always watch all those cool scenes in TV shows and movies where the good/bad guys make some cool hijacking through some jaw-dropping form of trickery/gadgetry/special effects but they never properly educate you on what to do if you ever succeed in a hijacking. And now I'm here randomly typing every random thing that pops in my head.
I suppose I can do some CSS damage. But that would be just cruel. And I'm so kind.
Echo, this is alpha again. Status check. /static
...Echo?
Gone? Good. Hello, I am Jolene and I am back.
(after a time lapse of 20 minutes)
Apparently Denese just stormed her way over to our table and proceeded to snatch my pencil boldly and just doodled furiously on my foolscap paper. Not good.
But I probably asked for it.
I don't know what to type. I strongly believe that I am here typing gibberish with my frozen fingers. Do you understand what I am typing/ saying?
Other than the many grammatical that I've had to correct you on, I can understand, at least. Although I do agree on the frozen fingers part.
YES I'M STILL HERE.
No Terence, I did not make any grammatical errors. Who was the one who had a hard time typing 'g-r-a-m-m-a-t-i-c-a-l', hmm? Not me, that's for sure. Karma has been hitting on me really bad lately. It's like, almost instantaneous. I h8 lyf.
I m gng 2 type in short4ms frm now on juz 2 piz off my readerz lyk gwyngwyn and terrrrrrr.
Situated in the sunny island of Singapore, Jolene recently (is 2 years considered recent?) graduated from university and is now working in a job she never expected herself to hold. Besides having frequent quarter-life crises, she also indulges in video games, anime, and aesthetic korean girls documenting their life in vlogs.
Although not as eloquent with words, she still aims to try her best to bring across her thoughts to the Internet.